So Fellas, here we are; honesty is the best policy.
Now I’ve done my fair-share of research to get to this point in time and realise that this writing gig just ain’t working out. I’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately; largely because I have nothing better to do.
I’ve tried all the tricks, of whose who…
“How to get Featured”
“How to get 10K Followers”
“How to get 10+ Tags”
“A.I.” (whatever the fuck that is)
“How I recovered from a bender”
“How to get smacked on the arse”
And frankly…I’m out of ideas, I have nothing better to do any more.
My well has run dry, creativity is gone; it was all a sham.
So if anybody is interested in Kidneys and other organs,
Here are the specifications listed below,
I don’t drink, hence my Livers are functional.
I do daily cardio, specifically speed-rope; my Heart is in great condition.
My lungs are a bit dodgy, because I do sneak a few ciggies every now and then.
My kidneys are in great shape, I drink at least 2.5 Litres of water daily.
Penis is tiny, but I can have some enlargement pills arranged to manage that.
Other than that, Idk what else to sell — but please feel free to get in touch, ’cause uhh…I got…no…idea…what…else…to…do…at…this…point.