When a Crow shits on your black suit.

Or the day I decided to adopt crows.

“black and white bird graffiti wall surrounded by trash” by Marina Salles on Unsplash

Crows are wonderful creatures, they yap around at random objects, they’ll gather around random pieces of food to keep the environment safe from pollution, and occasionally they’ll shit on you to remind you of how lucky you are of being so worthy of their poop.