What Men can learn from ‘Asher Roth’ to avoid becoming a Sexual Predator.
If you want to go to college for the rest of your life, make sure you’re not drinking Miller Lite every nite.
You better hope you make it, other wise you’re wasted.
Always remember to tape your favourite parties.
Always remember to bring a tape a Go-Pro to your head.
Make sure not to drink too much, if you have a reputation for being belligerently drunk.
Make sure you surround yourself with people when trying to make a ‘move’.
If the ‘move’ fails, accept it — don’t be desperate.
Don’t do something ‘crazy’, respect her decision and instead let her know you can still hold a decent conversation with her without needing sex.
Don’t be needy.
Jerking off is better than sexually assaulting women, so if it’s really that difficult to keep it in your pants; go rub one out. (In a safe and private environment, Don’t be Louis C.K.)
If a girl is completely naked, off her face, please provide some clothes; have some decency. Don’t photograph. Control the urge to take advantage of the situation.
No matter how much you love Drinking and Women, always know the both don’t mix too well — bad decisions can be made under the influence.
Time is definitely wasted, when you’re getting wasted — especially years later when you have any aspirations of being as a Member of The Supreme Court of the United States.
Most importantly, don’t have sex if she’s too gone.
When it comes to condoms, put two on.
Always ask for permission, pinky promise and handshake twice.
Ask her politely, before you assume she ‘OBVIOUSLY’ wants to see your naked body.
Staying in college forever might be a lot better than Jail-Time.
Keep it in your pants, be patient — wait for an approval.
If it feels uncomfortable, there’s a good chance she doesn’t want you — save yourself some embarrassment and apologise; leave.
Next time you look at a woman, talk to her like you’d talk to your mother; before assuming she obviously wants you so bad.
Most of all: Call your Mothers and Sisters everyday. Have them educate you on how to pursue women in a polite and respectful manner.