The Life and Troubles of Marky Mark Zuckerberger.

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Dear Marky Mark Zuckerberger,

I know you’re hurting right now.

I’m sure it feels a lot worse than that time when Jesse Eisenberger portrayed you as a weasel, whinny, nerdy prick in that Finchy Fincher Movie.

Dude even got an Oscar Nomination for it.