The Hardline Centrist.

“It has it’s pros and cons”.

A guide to answering complicated questions.

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A recluse’s guide to the galaxy.

Nathan Thurm — The Legendary Centrist.
  • Abortion — should it be legalised?
    — Answer. It has it’s ‘PROS’ and ‘cons’.
  • Should we ban the right to bear arms?
    — Answer. It has it’s ‘PROS’ and ‘CONS’.
  • Should we ban immigration?
    — Answer. It has it’s ‘PROS’ and ‘CONS’.
  • Do you think Sex education should be compulsory?
    — Answer. It has it’s ‘PROS’ and ‘cons’.
  • Do you support free speech
    — Answer. It has it’s ‘PROS’ and ‘cons’.
  • Do you support the legalisation of Marijuana?
    — Answer. It has it’s ‘PROS’ and ‘CONS’.
  • Do you support multiculturalism?
    — Answer. It has it’s ‘PROS’ and ‘cons’.
  • Do you support freedom of religion?
    — Answer. It has it’s ‘PROS’ and ‘CONS’.
  • Do you believe in racial equality?
    — Answer. It has it’s ‘PROS’ and ‘cons’.
  • Do you believe all people are created equal?
    — Answer. It has it’s ‘Pros’ and ‘CONS’.
  • Do you believe all people deserve to be treated equally?
    — Answer. It has it’s ‘PROS’ and ‘cons’
  • Seriously, do you have opinions of your own?
    — Answer. It has it’s ‘Pros’ and ‘CONS’.
  • Are you capable of answering any questions with anything except for the statement “‘It has it’s ‘PROS’ and ‘CONS’”?
    — Answer. It has it’s ‘PROS’ and ‘CONS’.

I failed to learn the piano, so I decided I’d play the keyboard instead. //All aboard the Crazytrain.

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