Terrorism at an all time-low.
Trump’s mantra to make America great again, certainly seems to be working.
Even the extremists are getting really tired of Trump’s shit, claiming “It’s just too difficult. How do you keep up with that guy?”.
Many Terrorist organisations have simply just “given up” citing whatever evil plots they have in mind; President Trump just seems to screw the country over way before they can.
“Yeah, alot of the members are just unmotivated. Depression is on the rise within the community as alot of the terrorists are now realising they’ll have to go get actual job instead of terrorising. I mean how do you keep up with a guy that basically does our job better than we can. He’s supposed to be fighting us, he’s left no competition.”, said one ex-Jihadist now turned Career-Mentor.
The body-slamming ground of WWE fighters also seem to be thinking of alternative careers; with the lowest ratings in the organisations history on record — the community had the following statement,
“Nobody wants to see body-slams anymore. People want what Trump brings, and that’s hard to replicate. How do you go about ranting endlessly with absolute verbal vomit, even our script writers are running out of story lines since every time they think of one, Trump seems to have already out done us. We had this great storyline of punching each other in the groin area, and then President Trump went ahead and said ‘Body-Slam, that’s my kinda guy’, it basically took all the spotlight away from us”, said the WWE star as he wiped tears off with his Protein Shake.
The least expected group of all, even racists have given up trying to keep up with their agenda of establishing racial superiority — with claims such as “Seriously dude! Hating on Mexicans stealing our jobs was our gig!”, whilst another disgruntled member claims, “How do you go around chanting racial hate when the President is basically just doing the job for you. We got nowhere to go now. I guess I better start filling our resumes for jobs at a Mexican restaurant.”
One extremist sobbed as he held a “Make America Great Again” hat in his hand, weeping as he spoke “You know…*sniff* *sniff* all this time I thought we’d be the one destroying America. *SNIIIIFFFF* I guess we better just try and do the opposite, maybe that’ll give us a fighting chance at finding our Life-Goals again of making Americans dislike Immigrants.”
The extremist offered to share his snot filled “Make American Great Again” hat with us, suffice it to say we respectfully declined.
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