Socks were never meant for feet.
Study finds that most men actually never enjoy wearing socks, instead the sole purpose of socks has always been to replicate the smooth pleasure of a pleasurable jerk-off session.
Socks, who’ve been abused by smelly feet by athletes all over the world, have joined in a movement called “Socks for Cocks”, standing up for their right to be smothered in juicy, moist, dense release of semen.
Lead Sock, claims there is nothing more pleasurable than being wanked into — as the load slowly spread across the bottom level of the stock lining.
Woollen socks work best in winter and also make for great hand puppets.
The study conducts that the stock most likely to leave dick-rash are one made of pure cotton.
Whilst the towel-like structured tend to be the most pleasurable; the kind that they give away for free on flights.