Umm…so this just happened?
Sarah Silverman made an appearance on The Howard Stern Show, and as funny as she always is — she couldn’t avoid talking about penises.
Because, you know? How else is she going to be funny if not for penises!
Sarah Silverman, the great comedian — goes on to say when Louis C.K. would offer to pleasure himself in front of her, “Sometimes I’d go, Fuck YEAH! I want to see that.”
…interesting take Sarah Silverman!
Let’s defend the guy who masturbated in front of you and you loved it by promoting Louis C.K.’s messed up fetish and normalising the predatory behaviour he had towards countless other women without their consent.
Because, you know? FUCK YEAH!
’Cause Sarah Silverman is cool with it, fucking everybody else should be too.
Masturbating is cool bro, especially when you do it in front of women and call it “Comedy”.
Because, you know? He’s a funny guy and a great comedian, so let him jerk off in front of you — cause it’s fine, it’s comedy.
You’re so rad and upfront Sarah, really!
“We talked openly, we were letting our freak flags fly…in the middle of the night we would take off all our clothes and throw them all the way down to the first floor and then ride the elevator down completely naked, terrified some one was gonna come in!”, recounted a brave Sarah Silverman on her experience with Louis C.K.
“…and then go put our clothes on and do it again, and it was exhilarating!”
Apparently so was masturbating in front of women for Louis C.K.
Really, just stop. Stop trying to normalise his behaviour just because he’s a buddy of yours and as a fellow comedian “YOU” think it’s okay for him to jerk off in front of you. Don’t fuckin’ normalise it for his victims, though — because that shit ain’t cool SARAH SILVERMAN!
Moving on, due to inconsistencies during the Harvey Weinstein trial and alleged tampering by the Lead Detective — one of the charges has been dismissed.
This being due to the fact that allegedly the Lead Detective instructed one of the victims to “Not mention the sexual contact was consensual”.
Leaving only Two victims who are still willing to press charges.
Should the Prosecution fail to find a way to keep the trial moving; and prevent the charges from being dismissed due to the alleged inefficiency of the Lead Detective, we might just see Harvey Weinstein back on the streets — doing what he does, assaulting women.
Except this time mocking the attempts to bring him down?
But don’t worry, Bill Cosby is still staying behind bars — the Lead Detective made damn sure they didn’t mess that case up.
Good luck to all the survivors and victims, and I hope that this piece does not seem insensitive to the victims of the #MeToo Movement.
As always, please do understand that it is my duty to write about these things as they develop — and I am and always will be a supporter of the Movement.
As unsavoury and odd as my writing may seem in it’s satirical nature, it’s my way of conveying a message — feel free to leave a comment if you disagree or if this piece seems offensive.