NASA Scientist reveals breakthrough research which could speed up the process of discovering new planets.

“rocket ship photography” by SpaceX on Unsplash

Decorated War-Veteran and Covert Operations Specialist, Dr. Dennis Macgruber claims he’s discovered a much more “efficient” and “cost-effective” breakthrough towards Space-Exploration.

Of course, critics are saying that this is just a theory and has yet to be proven.

But after snorting a pound of D.M.T and licking a slab of Acid, Dr. Dennis Macgruber definitely had some compelling revelations to share in his research.

“As soon the psychedelics hit me, man it like I was a rider on a storm. Waving through the galaxies, discovering stars, planets I could feel with my bare hands — squeeze them, taste them…God it was all so beautiful.”

The H.R. Department has discovered footage that proves otherwise, claiming that Dr. Macgruber’s experiment with Psychedelic Drugs may have induced temporary psychosis and as a result he has harassed several of NASA’s employees and has been put under psychiatric evaluation with pending Assault Charges.

Dr. Dennis held a very public press-conference today claiming this is all a big cover-up because NASA doesn’t want those “Dollar Dollar Bills” to go towards helping poor kids in Africa.

Pending the investigation — Dr. Dennis has been placed under house-arrest until further notice.

I failed to learn the piano, so I decided I’d play the keyboard instead. //All aboard the Crazytrain.

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