NASA insider reveals “Flat Earth” Conspiracy Theory.

Veteran Conspiracy Theorist and Undercover NASA Flat Earther, Dr. Bob Lunifitz reveals the “Flat Earth” conspiracy was a massive coverup.

“astronaut in spacesuit floating in space” by NASA on Unsplash

At this point in our conversation Dr. Bob Lunifitz collapsed to the ground and was pronounced dead at the scene of what seemed to be an apparent overdose of a mixture of Xanax and Crack Cocaine.”

Doctors are still unsure of what might have caused Dr. Bob to commit such an act; but have definitely ruled it to be a suicide and have warned us to “Mind our own fucking business from now, or else we might also find some Xanax and Crack shoved up our anal cavities”

I failed to learn the piano, so I decided I’d play the keyboard instead. //All aboard the Crazytrain.

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