Laurie and Sarah; a happily married lesbian couple shared their growing fears this week at a Feminist and LGBT Rights Convention, ensuring that the youth has a happy future.
After giving a heartfelt speech on the power of Love and debunking Manhood; Sarah and Laurie lit up a joint and celebrated their event with a firecracker and the words “Let’s get Fucked-up, Bitches!”.
It may be necessary to note here that the group maintains that the word “Bitches”, is only appropriate when used within affiliates of the group; even going as far as to compare it to the work of Civil Rights Activist and Poet — James Baldwin (*Not to be confused with Alec Baldwin).
After wrapping up the after after-party. The couple expressed their biggest concern, when asked what worries them in today’s society for the children that will dwell within the years to come, was that they feel Gay-Men have not been socially appropriated yet to be handling one another whilst Lesbians seem to have it figured out. Pointing to her son as a shinning example of owning up to one’s Identity and Sexuality.
Laurie remarked, “I remember Nathan being the most important part of the beginning of my relationship with Sarah, as we both discussed babies whilst we snorted ecstasy off each other’s foreheads. It was love at first sight, our heads bumped and we realised that our Son may not get to do the same with his lover later in life.”
Sarah went on to continue, “…we made the decision unanimously that our son would be gay. We prepared well and truly for that; and expected nothing less from young Nathan when he first portrayed signs of disgusting Manhood. We decided he had to grow up with dolls so he would develop sensitivity towards women and appreciate and respect the female body; at the same time be sexually repulsed by it. When Nathan came of age, we orchestrated an intervention and taught him about all the evils that were out there and the troubles of falling in love with a woman. Since then we made sure we surveilled and carefully assessed Nathan’s every move. Naturally, we were quite ecstatic when Nathan first brought home Taylor, his sweet, shinny, lovely long hair reminded me of a young River Phoenix. Although Nathan always was a bit shy about admitting there was definitely some ass-fucking going on in his bed-room, he would often say ‘Taylor is just a FRIEND! moms, I’m not gay.’ We know he’ll eventually come to accept his sexuality and open up to us about his relationship with Taylor. Until then all we can do is hope for the best that our young children grow up in a society not oppressed by evil-men and gender discrimination.”
When contacted for comment, we were informed by Sarah and Laurie that Nathan does not take phone-calls from journalists and that we should “Mind our own fucking business or else they’d call the police and report us for journalistic malpractice and homophobia.”