Ketchup.

How to kill the mood at a dinner party.

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Food, the ultimate universal language that brings people together through gastronomic wonders and “Hmm…that fart smelt like mustard!”.

I eat out a lot, (not to be confused with eating someone out…although both are equally delicious), in fact — I eat out so much and so often that even my bank managers have called me a few times to check up on me;