I fart in your general direction.
You hamster!
That colour doesn’t suit you,
I fart in your general direction!,
Stop eating garbage,
I fart in your general direction!,
What is wrong with you?,
I fart in your general direction!,
You buffoon,
Why must you curse me?,
Because I fart in your general direction,
Fart?, Why fart?,
Because farting in your general direction,
Converts fresh air into methane induced juicy fruits.
You’re high,
I fart in your general direction!,
Looney tunes,
Jumping bamboos,
Farting in every direction,
Let those gases seduce,
Love juice,
Freshly stewed,
My inner digestion,
For your pleasure, fool!,
I fart in your general direction,
Run for the hills, imbecile reptilian couture,
Watch some Monty Python,
And let another one loose.
Morning Rambling, I just woke up!
Note to Self: Stop rambling garbage at 4 in the morning.
Drink some coffee, and let some morning glory brew.