Hugh Jackman petitions to change his name to Hugh Fatman to eradicate body-image stigma.

I’m getting real tired of people always wanting me to look jacked.”, Says Logan.

“grayscale photo of man working out” by Edgar Chaparro on Unsplash

Mr. Jackman has noted though that he will continue the rest of his press-tour shirtless and will not be working-out from now on. Whilst he still keeps his adamantium blades close-by incase he’s called on for help by Professor X, suffice it to say Mr. Jackedman is no longer a Jackedman, he is in fact a Fatman wanting the world to deal with the facts, man!

Whilst, other actors have called this a publicity stunt, looks like Joaquin Phoenix will be joining Mr. Jackman on his cause to eradicate body-image stereotypes as he prepared for his upcoming role as the “Joker”.

Here we see a shining example of how to creep on people.
“Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit”, Christian Bale remarked as he rubbed his belly.

I failed to learn the piano, so I decided I’d play the keyboard instead. //All aboard the Crazytrain.

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