How to “Trigger” people in 2019.
Your helpful guide to a 100 ways to piss people off.
1 — Exist.
2 — Breathe.
3 — Walk.
4 — Spread your legs.
5 — Scratch yourself.
6 — Make Eye contact.
7 — Mansplain.
8 — Fart.
9 — Compliment someone.
10 — Don’t compliment someone.
11 — Acknowledge someone’s presence.
12 — Don’t Acknowledge someone’s presence.
13 — Tweet.
14 — Mention Donald Trump.
15 — Laugh.
16 — Don’t Laugh.
17 — Wear Black.
18 — Go the Gym.
19 — Don’t go to the gym.
20 — Eat Fast Food.
21 — Don’t eat Fast Food.
22 — Join Tinder.
23 — Like a post on facebook.
24 — Comment on a post on facebook.
25 — Retweet a tweet.
26 — Tweet a retweeted tweet.
27 — Identify with a gender.
28 — Don’t Identify with a gender.
29 — Smoke Crack.
30 — Masturbate.
31 — Use Reasoning.
32 — Use Logic.
33 — Twerk.
34 — Don’t Twerk.
35 — Give some a look.
36 — Don’t give some a look.
37 — Call someone Ma’am.
38 — Call someone Sir.
39 — Be White.
40 — Be Megyn Kelly.
41 — Criticise Beyoncé.
42 — Mention Jordan Peterson.
43 — Don’t mention Jordan Peterson.
44 — Mention Jake Paul.
45 — Don’t Mention Jake Paul.
46 — Try NoFap.
47 — Don’t try NoFap.
48 — Ask someone if they like sugar with their coffee.
49 — Hold the door open for someone.
50 — Slam the door shut on someone.
51 — Grand Slam Serena Williams.
52 — Use “Quotation marks”.
53 — Become a Vegan.
54 — Eat meat in front of a Vegan.
55 — Attend a gay-wedding.
56 — Refuse to attend a gay-wedding.
57 — Have an opinion.
58 — Don’t have an opinion.
59 — Discuss your career.
60 — Don’t discuss your career.
61 — Watch the Oscars.
62 — Don’t watch the Oscars.
63 — Tweet “‘A Star is Born’ is the best movie ever!”.
64 — Mention Matt Damon.
65 — Use Public Transportation.
66 — Sell Water on the street.
67 — Be Bill Maher.
68 — Criticise Trevor Noah.
69 — Suggest a diet plan.
70 — Don’t suggest a diet plan.
71 — Run.
72 — Don’t Run.
73 — Drive.
74 — Don’t Drive.
75 — Have Sex.
76 — Don’t have Sex.
77 — Cough.
78 — Blink.
79 — Fall asleep.
80 — Snore.
81 — Defend someone.
82 — Don’t Defend someone.
83 — Join a Movement.
84 — Don’t Join a Movement.
85 — Wear a badge supporting the movement.
86 — Don’t wear a badge supporting the movement.
87 — Scratch your testicles.
88 — Share an Uber.
89 — Criticise your Uber Driver.
90 — Buy Art.
91 — Shred Art.
92 — Smoke Weed.
93 — Don’t smoke weed.
94 — Body Shame.
95 — Don’t body shame.
96 — Show Support.
97 — Don’t show support.
98 — Be a Democrat.
99 — Be a Republican.
100 — Be a Millennial.
