That’s when I knew; as I devoured my delicious Crispy Fried Chicken with my bare hands, licking all the gooey stuff off my fingers.
I saw it.
Staring at me.
Looking into my soul.
This wonderful human.
Standing there, smiling back.
I could see…it was a match made in heaven.
Society wouldn’t let us be, I knew I’d be shunned.
But it worth the risk.
After all…how often does one truly meet their Soul Mate — Love at first sight?
So I knew we had to make a run for it.
For it was the only chance that we’d have of being together.
So I grabbed him and ran for the hills — Me and Colonel Sanders, happily married since beginning of time.