How drugs helped me get through my lousy job; and earn great success. If I can do it, you can too.

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Let’s admit it, scientists and chemists didn’t spend countless amount of working hours to just earn some dough; they genuinely wanted people to function better.

Which is why we have drugs; all those goodies such as Xanax, Adderall, Valium, Vicodin, heck even Cocaine.

The best part is you can get prescription for most of them and Cocaine doesn’t come up in a test if you get pulled over; so you’re pretty much in the clear — if you have the right connections.

Next, get ready for the ride of your life because you’re now onto becoming the legendary super-human employee, everybody wishes they could be like!

But nobody can ever know your secret, you have to be like Clark Kent; if the world found out who you really were, they’d reject you.

So go ahead, keep on druggin’ up and workin’ it.

Heck, go ahead and even drop some Acid; all the cool kids in Silicon Valley are doing it.

Because sure and shit you’re not going to make it through your lousy job through some motivational video or by going to the gym.

Take the easy way, do drugs.

I failed to learn the piano, so I decided I’d play the keyboard instead. //All aboard the Crazytrain.

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