Get the most of your gym session.
Make Orgasmic Noises.
Let’s go, you’ve got all the right gear — top to bottom.
We’re ready, fuck yeah — this is it.
I got my “motivation” shirt on with all the right sports logos.
I know all the right brands, I got fresh shoes.
This is it, I got my protein shake ready and my backpack looks real heavy.
Gear up, I got the tank top going with the lift gloves.
Let’s DO THIS!
Alright, I’m going to hit this one now. YES!
Motivational beats, check.
Breathe. Breathe. LOUD LOUD!
Make your presence known.
Alright BOOM. Let’s go YES!
AHHH
AHHH
OH YESSSSS!
YESSSSS!
AHHH AHHH AHHH PUSH PUSH YES
DON’T STOP
KEEP IT GOING. KEEP IT GOING.
UMMMM UMMMM UMMMM YESSSSS!
AHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS.
FUCK FUCK FUCK. YESSSSSS.
BREATHE BREATHE BREATHE.
FUCK FUCK FUCK YESSSSSS.
YESSSSS.
Oh man…YESSSS, AHH AHH AHH — that was so good.
It was so much fun exercising my lungs and vocal glands.
Now what do I do with all this gear?
