Figures of Speech.

Choose One of Five.

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You graduates have every right to expect penetrating words of profound wisdom. Unfortunately, though, I am going to have to disappoint you and present to you a multiple-choice test the last of your college career.

The only consolations that I can offer in presenting the test are that you may consult texts freely, the test is self-scoring, and you have a lifetime at your…

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I failed to learn the piano, so I decided I’d play the keyboard instead. //All aboard the Crazytrain.

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