Channeling your inner chakras.
These Seven Easy Steps will help guide you to mastering the abilities of your inner Chakra — let’s unleash your inner energy towards mastering your goals.
Let’s get started.
Step 1 — Ease back, relax, rest your back, let those shoulders drop, let your brain relax.
Step 2 — Find the balance, feel those motions turning inside your body, let it flow, control the water, pretend it’s a river, slowly let it flow within you.
Step 3 — The river is the air your breathe, let it guide you, revive you, surprise you, get those chakras vibrating.
Step 4 — Keep vibrating, Embrace the chakra, Do not let those voices inside your head control you, Keep focusing on your breath.
Step 5 — Push and Pull, feel the motion, Let it move through you, Slowly flowing like a body of ocean fulfilling your body, Morphing into a waterfall.
Step 6 — Let it all out, Release, Let it flow, Power through it.
Step 7 — Now wipe, rinse if you must, do not forget to flush, use air-freshener if you have to, Leave no evidence of your chakras.
*And remember to put the toilet seat back down.
Congratulations; you have now mastered your inner chakras, or as we like to call them — your inner bowel movements.
