But but but…the real question is, dear Jessica, when will Chipotle take a stand against Alcoholics who barge in after hours demanding horrendous amounts of tacos; and then go on about their business of assaulting and vomiting all over the country.

I failed to learn the piano, so I decided I’d play the keyboard instead. //All aboard the Crazytrain.

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