For far too long have men perished under the shame and perils of the words “Babe, I can’t get it up.”
Too much booze.
Lack of confidence.
Well, no need to worry — because AI has found a way to all your boner related problems.
My secret sources have revealed to me that the Big-Tech companies are HARD at work at bringing the solution to your flaccid penis.
It’s a micro-chip implant that sends an elective wave pulsating the blood flow allowing the not only the erection process to be maintained for a continuous momentum but also helps improve the girth.
Added features will also include:
— Secretly letting you know when she’s faking it.
— Sending you a reminder before you’re about to ejaculate.
— Scanning the environment for diseases.
That’s it ladies and gentlemen; we’ve done it all.
AI is the solution to everything.