A mortal’s guide to being a total wanker.
1- Act like Paul Joseph Watson (IMAGINE MY SHOCK!).
2- Order a premium latte with Almond milk.
3- Refer to yourself in Third-Person.
4- Tell everyone you’re Vegan.
5- Commit religiously to always talking about your political views.
6- Start a GoFundMe out of spite.
7- Project your insecurities by referring to others as a “cuck”.
8- Everyone who doesn’t agree with you is a “Soy-Boy”.
9- Talk about yourself (A LOT).
10- Facts don’t care about your feelings (Keep regurgitating that until you’re evolved into a gay-frog).