Nov 17Member-onlyI asked Chat-GPT to fuck my ass!And the results were shocking! — I’ve been constipated, I’m not proud of it — but it’s how my internals have been functioning lately. Having tried everything from Dragon-fruit to Chain-Smoking, I knew it was time to go to the extremes. I needed to give in to the tech overlords. However, I wasn’t just ready to…AI2 min readAI2 min read
Nov 16Member-only//Topic, What?!Feels like we’re all drawn to a bit of rage-bait, and it seems to get the clicks going — our halos bright and shiny, hell maybe I should join in on the fun. After all, what’s more fun than whatever Joker said in that Christopher Nolan movie about watching the…Random2 min readRandom2 min read
Feb 3Member-onlyDear AI, Please write me a Viral ArticleI kinda need the money. — I’ve been too lazy to come up with anything of substance as of late, and I kinda need to pay the bills so I just asked Chat GPT to write me a nice spicy click baity article. Thanks. Mwuah. “5 Surprising Benefits of Taking a Break from Technology” In our…Artificial Intelligence2 min readArtificial Intelligence2 min read
Aug 26, 2022Member-onlyFinding my voice, again.How a Union for Freelancers became my callback to writing. — For those who know me, tada! For those who don’t, congratulations! You may or may not recall, I’ve been away for some time now. It wasn’t because I fell out of love with writing, or the platform — but rather a feeling of not “belonging”. See, for me, writing is…Freelance5 min readFreelance5 min read
Dec 4, 2021Member-onlyI’m busy, fuck off.“My time”. — On a day load of Zoom Calls and Remote Work, it’s easy to forget how long we’ve been in this hell hole. One thing is for certain, working from home has its side-effects. One of them being, people assume you just don’t work. Spending time on my computer screen, with…Work From Home2 min readWork From Home2 min read
Jun 23, 2021Member-onlyJim Jefferies — How a Comedian used the Left to hide his predatory behaviour.— Being Woke is now a Jail-Free Card. In a Podcast with comedian Jay Mohr, now scrubbed from the Internet, Jim Jefferies boasts about how he took advantage of actress Georgina Baillie (17 years old, at the time) whilst she was under the influence of Ecstasy (MDMA). “I f-cked her…Jim Jefferies4 min readJim Jefferies4 min read
Jan 3, 2021Member-onlyMissing Pieces.Having it all, and nothing at all. — I usually know how to start these things off, and lately I haven’t. A part of me feels like it’s missing, and I’m not sure what my place is anymore. I find myself staring into nothingness and my mind jolting me back from a distant memory. I wrote some time…Depression2 min readDepression2 min read
Dec 14, 2020Member-onlyThey Key to Success is Picking the Lock.Corporate Dilemmas. — As I delve deeper into the corporate world, I’ve come closer to the realisation that at some point I’ll have to make an important decision: Do I wish to shape the world around me or do I let it shape me? The corporation for which I work has expectations from…Satire3 min readSatire3 min read
May 25, 2020Member-onlyWhat makes English the most difficult Language? [A Case Study]Oh Cap’n, my Cap’n? — Satire1 min readSatire1 min read
Dec 11, 2019Member-onlyFigures of Speech.Choose One of Five. — You graduates have every right to expect penetrating words of profound wisdom. Unfortunately, though, I am going to have to disappoint you and present to you a multiple-choice test the last of your college career. The only consolations that I can offer in presenting the test are that you may…Life6 min readLife6 min read
