— Being Woke is now a Jail-Free Card.

In a Podcast with comedian Jay Mohr, now scrubbed from the Internet, Jim Jefferies boasts about how he took advantage of actress Georgina Baillie (17 years old, at the time) whilst she was under the influence of Ecstasy (MDMA).

“I f-cked her…


Having it all, and nothing at all.

I usually know how to start these things off, and lately I haven’t.

A part of me feels like it’s missing, and I’m not sure what my place is anymore. I find myself staring into nothingness and my mind jolting me back from a distant memory.

I wrote some time…


Corporate Dilemmas.

As I delve deeper into the corporate world, I’ve come closer to the realisation that at some point I’ll have to make an important decision:

Do I wish to shape the world around me or do I let it shape me?

The corporation for which I work has expectations from…


Choose One of Five.

You graduates have every right to expect penetrating words of profound wisdom. Unfortunately, though, I am going to have to disappoint you and present to you a multiple-choice test the last of your college career.

The only consolations that I can offer in presenting the test are that you may…


Makes Jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

All…


If only God used Emojis.

It wasn’t the impending horror of what could’ve been, or the good ol’ Kurt Vonnegut Jr. reminders from Cat’s Cradle;
“Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are ‘It might have been’.”

Reminded of a time when one clocked at 9 a.m. …

Robin Cru’el

I failed to learn the piano, so I decided I’d play the keyboard instead. //All aboard the Crazytrain.

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